Happy New Years Eve peeps

I am currently squished into the back seat of an SUV on my way to the airport. I am flying home today from Florida. My family and I are flying into a small airport and then driving two hours home so that we can go to my cousin’s house tonight. We celebrate with noise makers and lentils and I’m very excited. But until then, here is some NYE inspo, all gotten from The Coveteur’s social media. Check them out



Merry Christmas Eve!

Hello my friends. Merry Christmas Eve, or as I like to call it “the more important of the two Christmases.”merry-christmas-eve_1217

My family, like many Italian-American families, celebrate the Feast of the Seven Fishes tonight. I can honestly say that I never even knew this meal was an Italian thing. I just assumed everyone ate fish on Christmas the way everyone eats turkey on Thanksgiving; that is, until I went to college and people told me they ate ham or chicken on Christmas Eve… OR didn’t even celebrate it at all? Sacrilege people… BLASPHEMY.


But as an adult, I have learned to cherish the weird things my family does as part of a tradition that was created when my grandparents decided to make the long journey to America and begin their life here. And just to prove that we are strangely fun, I will list the events of tonight.


Christmas Eve starts off with my mom cleaning shrimp and making cheesecake the night before. This can go on until at least 3am. Let’s just say my mom is a night owl.

Christmas Eve day begins as early as 11am with the arrival of my maternal grandparents to begin cooking. Unfortunately, I will not be there to help, seeing as I am at work for absolutely no reason since I haven’t even received an email yet.


The day is spent in preparation for the mass migration to my basement, where we will be hosting at least 40 people (with others coming and going throughout the night to drop off presents or grab some food before going to another relative’s house) around a covered pool table and a couple of folding tables. It will be a Christmas miracle that we all fit down there without causing a serious raucous.


After eating a meal with an infinite amount of courses, we will help clean up and let people do there own thing while coffee and dessert are prepared. This is usually when the smaller kids go nuts and Nerf guns come out and the old people start to freak out. Its all very amusing until someone over the age of 40 gets hit in the head with a Nerf bullet.


FINALLY at about a quarter to midnight, bells can be heard from the basement as Santa Claus begins his decent from the first floor’s chimney where he will be attacked by crazed children who are too excited to use real words, so just scream his name until he finds a seat. He puts on a show of asking children if they’ve been good and scares the crap out of the really small ones, which is always funny/mean. Mind you, Santa never looks the same twice, he must get plastic surgery or something… gotta keep up with the times I guess.


It takes a little while for S.C. to hand out all the presents to children both big and small, and for everyone to get a picture on his lap; and when I say everyone, I mean every single person in that basement sits on Santa’s lap. No one is excluded. People who aren’t used to coming to our Christmas Eve dinners might find it embarrassing, but it is the best picture you take all year (trust me.) By the end, Santa’s beard is askew, he is sweating his eyebrows off and is absolutely ready to get back to the frigid temperatures of the North Pole.


The kids scream their good byes as the Man in Red climbs back up the stairs and makes his way to the chimney and back to his sleigh, which I’m almost sure involves some kind of scotch.


Once the wrappings and boxes have been condensed to giant black garbage bags against the wall and the screams of delight have died down, my grandmother (Nonna Isa) gets the children into a line, smallest to tallest to begin the procession. The smaller children are given flowing white robes and the older children, a candle (sometimes we even light them, depending on the age of the child) and stand at attention by the basement stairs. The youngest child, who is currently my 3 year old cousin Rosanna, is given the highest honor of the procession, to hold the Baby Jesus.


While the older crowd strikes up a chorus of Tu Scendi Dalle Stelle, which literally translates to “you come down from the stars,” the children make their way upstairs to the nativity set under the Christmas Tree. The tree sits at about 13 feet high, while each of the Nativity’s characters stand at about 2 feet, most kneeling. Baby Jesus is placed into the manger and the carols begin. My family is too lazy to go Christmas caroling I think, so we sing in front of the tree, everything from Jingle Bells to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Each is screamed at the top of our lungs so that even though we aren’t going around the neighborhood, our neighbors will still be able to hear us. We close with a very excited version of Happy Birthday to Jesus, which everyone giggles through, but will never not sing.


I added in this gif because this is literally how new people, who are not used to this part of Christmas, look at us while we sing. But hey, who doesn’t love a good audience.

Once the singing has ended, we return to the basement to begin the clean up. At this point, it is pretty late and most of the younger kids (and myself) are ready for bed. Everyone begins their good byes and everyone who is staying for the night goes to claim a bed.

I love my family. I love our traditions; I love our weird sense of humor; I love that this is how I was brought up and I am convinced that there is no better way to celebrate Christmas Eve than to sing Happy Birthday at the top of your lungs at 1am to a porcelain Jesus.

And with that, I will bid you adieu, because the morning has now stretched into afternoon and I have to prepare myself to leave early.

Merry Christmas my friends. May your life be filled with love and light and my you be safe from harm.


Summer Sunday Nights

Every Sunday night during the summer everyone else sits in traffic going home from the Jersey Shore through Staten Island.

I would like to take this time to thank my maternal grandparents for buying a summer home in Breezy Point and leading my family there instead of New Jersey because now I come the opposite way of traffic when I want to go to and from the beach. 

But I digress.

This weekend was truly lovely.

Friday night my company held a “Beer Friday” for an agency we work with. I was given the opportunity to plan it. The company chose a bar not far from our office called the Keg Room, which I would highly suggest to anyone looking for a cool, low key pub in midtown. The food was awesome and the service was impeccable. Nick came with me, and after drinking an unnecessary number of vodka & gingerales, I finally got to treat Nick to his birthday dinner (a few weeks late) across the street at Keens steakhouse, where we ate an impressive amount of steak.

  This is my work mom Evelyn. She takes care of me when I wanna move to the mountains and never talk to humans again

   This was Nick’s steak. We do not mess around when it comes to food.

After dinner (while suffering from the meat sweats) Nick and I took the train to Breezy. 

Saturday started with everyone eating too much breakfast and then sprawling out on the beach. Dinner was a giant bowl of linguini and seafood at Kennedy’s, which almost made me cry tears of joy. See picture below for reference.

Sunday was also spent on the beach, but then it rained. Still, a day on the beach is a day on the beach. 

 Serious thank you (from a serious face) for my family not wanting to spend their summers in New Jersey.

Happy Sunday everyone.

PS – I started the second book in a trilogy called Angelology by Danielle Trussoni because I liked the first even though it got bad reviews by almost everyone. Any books that deals heavily in history will catch my interest apparently. Cheers to a new book amici!