From what I’ve learned over the years, dealing with boys and men of different walks of life, is that most are comfortable with saying something crude in front of a woman. Most of the time they (the men I have come in contact with) think it’s cute when the woman is embarrassed and blushes.
However, if a woman says something along the same lines in front of said man/child, all of a sudden this kind of behavior is looked down upon. Now this boy/man is uncomfortable by what the woman has said, even if it is inherently similar to what he said before, the difference being that she is wrong for saying it because it is not appropriate.
Well, in all my years as a woman with a vagina and a brain, I have made it my mission to make people like this uncomfortable. And not because I find his child-like charm annoying as all hell, but because of the following reasons:
I sometimes enjoy watching people squirm
Penis size is a legit topic of conversation because it is important, no matter what he says about “knowing what to do with it,” which is another annoyed post in and of itself
The clitorus actually exists and is not equivalent to unicorns
All of that being said, wish me luck in my crusade to make it ok to talk about sex without making the boy/man next to me feel like jumping out the window.
Welcome back to another exciting adventure into my almost empty bank account! I meant to post this at the end of last week, but as you know, Friday was a terrible day and I thought that would be tactless.
Instead, we waited until Monday. So without further adieu, here is a list of things that I bought this week with an accompanying diagram of the things.
I also bought a cropped button up turtleneck sweater that I cant show you because the store doesn’t have a website? Here’s a slightly similar one that’s actually a lot cuter without the buttons. I literally only bought this one because it was $12. HOW CAN ONE TURN DOWN A WORK CLOTHING PIECE FOR TWELVE DOLLARS?
Madewell’s Roundtrip turtleneck sweater in blush because I feel like that color was cuter than the navy. Plus I have an obscene amount of Navy sweaters (all of which were bought fairly recently) for someone who only really wears black.
It also didn’t help that J Crew Factory was having a sale where everything was up to 40% off and clearance was 30% off AND there was free shipping for only one day (Wednesday.)
Pocket Coffee. Ok there’s actually a story behind this one. My boyfriend and I went to Europe last year about this time. We each bought a Groupon for 3 days in Paris and 3 days in Rome. I have never had more espresso in my life then I had while we were in Paris. Nick loved it. He’s a coffee fiend and since he started dating me, espresso is his drug of choice. So when we were in a little bodega in Paris buying something dumb probably, he on a whim bought a pack of Pocket Coffee because he thought it was funny. Little did he know they were AWESOME. But then we came home and went back to crappy American coffee and both forgot about Pocket Coffee… until I saw this article tweeted out by Saveur’s twitter in May. As I read through the small piece by the freelance writer with an obsession for this little treat I knew I needed it again. But you cant get pocket coffee during the summer. I have NO idea what the heck the big deal is and why the supplier she mentioned didn’t ship it, probably a summer vacay. However, I cried about it and then got over it again. UNTIL MONDAY when I spotted an old candy from last year’s trip sitting in my desk drawer. So I was all about the Pocket Coffee and needed it immediately. Unfortunately, this pack wont be arriving until at least December… Enter the next two things I bought.
Bali’s Best Coffee and Tea Candies (6 flavor variety – duh) mainly because when I added the Brazilian coffee candy to my cart, Bali’s popped up and it would get to me in 2 days and it included tea flavors. And also because I have absolutely no self control.
I finally decided on this perfect dress for the engagement party that I went to yesterday. I felt awesome, and I think that’s what dresses are supposed to do.
Because I cut my hair fairly short recently, I’ve been straightening it a lot more. I’m afraid to see it natural. I know its terrible for my hair so I bought this hair mask to hopefully get my hair back on track.
This was four dollars but it was coming with me whether it wanted to or not. I love masks.
I took another bath this weekend. I plan on making it a weekly thing. So I bought this bath gel.
Plus the matching bubble cubes. (I know I have a problem OK)
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS LIPSTICK FOR ALMOST A MONTH. NARS lipstick in Anna has been nonexistent in the Sephora by me… until last week.
The woman who applied it for me applied it with this brush and suggested I get it because I can use it for everything… so that’s what I’m going to do.
I am currently sitting at my desk, drinking tea, and ignoring the massive pile of work that needs to get done next to me.
Wasn’t joking. Please see the two massive piles of files that need to be sorted next to me. Also, new shirt, cute pattern right?
Even though its only Wednesday, I’ve already started a really nice list of reasons why I don’t have money again this week. Maybe I’ll make it a weekly installment. That could be dangerous. I also want to make it prettier. Any suggestions would be more than welcome. 2 years in and I still have no idea how to use wordpress!
But besides that.
Wednesdays are cool because there are no expectations, ya know?
Its not the beginning of the week. Its not the end of the week. You don’t need to be happy or sad. You just need to show up and get through the day without having a nervous breakdown that results in a trip to the hospital, (minor nervous breakdowns that result in massive wine consumption are totally cool though, I think. So Wednesdays are ok in my book.
Plus, my tea is pumpkin flavored… so all is well in the world… kinda.
Winning things is not in my blood. I am not a lucky person when it comes to gambling or prizes. BUT today I found out that I finally won something!!
A few weeks ago, some fashion blogger that I follow (I don’t even remember who because there are a lot of them) posted a picture of her new Costella Handbag. Being a weird little bag snob that I am, I was immediately interested because I had never heard of Costella before. I stalked a bit and decided to follow their Instagram. As I decided that I would follow them, they posted a picture for a giveaway! I never win anything but I followed the rules anyway. The contest should have ended on 11/6 but they extended it until today.
And as I ate my salmon salad and stared out the second floor window of Speedy’s, I got an Instagram notification saying that I was chosen as the winner!! Apparently I’m officially the new owner of a Karen Bag, which happens to be my favorite style of the Costella bags! I wonder which color I’ll get?